Here are the factors that lead me to believe both that Patrick Allain wants to go to jail and that he will soon be able to realize that dream:
- He was arrested for drunk driving on Monday night.
- It's his fourth arrest for that charge.
- He hit two other cars during this incident, and initially refused to stop for police.
- When he did stop, he kept drinking from his 40-ounce beer bottle while chatting with police.
- His statement, "You can charge me with whatever you want. It's not going to stop me from drinking and driving."
I'm not so sure about that.
Link: Yahoo! News