Brawl in Taiwan’s Legislature Does Not Result in Compromise

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Here’s how democracy really should work.  Like America, Taiwan has a representative legislature and not direct democracy.  This means that we choose representatives to beat the crap out of each other so that we don’t have to do it ourselves.

The latest legislative brawl in Taiwan was apparently sparked by a proposal to adjust the make-up of the Central Election Commission.  The negotiating tactics deployed by Taiwan legislators in the past have included wrestling, shoe-throwing, tie-pulling, and the throwing of microphones, lunchboxes, and books.  Also, rather than "tabling" legislation, representatives have, on occasion, eaten it:

"I would like to remind my colleague
from Taipei that a simple ‘no’ will suffice"

The video of today’s incident, however, doesn’t show any of that (maybe some wrestling), but it does show other favorite strategies such as climbing onto the speaker’s podium, throwing water and paper at each other, and the time-tested strategy of punching an opposing representative in the face.  At the beginning of the clip, note the clerks trying to pry legislators’ fingers off the podium.  Not a bad way to end a filibuster.

So far, our relatively more mature democracy has had only one caning, during the run-up to the Civil 300pxsouthern_chivalry_3 War.  Whether or not you support these more direct negotiation tactics I assume depends on who has the majority in Congress at any given time.

Link: Reuters
Link: Reuters Video