Is it really "torture" if what you're being burned with are freshly baked cookies right out of the oven?
Well, obviously not, if you're John Yoo, since this seems unlikely to cause pain equivalent to that caused by organ failure or death, but assume for purposes of this question that you are not John Yoo.
Tough call -- I suppose it would hurt, but then you'd still have freshly baked cookies.
Link: MSNBC.com
