Police in Conway, Florida, reported that a worker at Jimmy's Japanese Hibachi was taking out the trash last Monday night when a man in a gorilla suit appeared and punched him in the head. The worker fled into the restaurant, pursued by the gorilla.
Shortly thereafter, the gorilla fled out of the restaurant, now pursued by the worker waving a meat cleaver.
I'm completely unable to visualize this without seeing it at double speed and hearing the "Benny Hill Show" theme music in my head.
Link: UPI.com (July 30, 2009)
