Or at least that's what I infer from this email, forwarded to me today from a Midwestern law firm by one who wishes to remain anonymous:
From: [redacted]
Sent: Tuesday, October 05, 2010 11:02 AM
To: [redacted]
Subject: Found - Skull & Crossbones Eye Patch
I found a skull & crossbones eye patch on this floor. It's at my desk if anyone wants to claim it.
Halloween is almost a month away, and Litigate Like a Pirate Day has already passed, but I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.
