Clown Suit

LTB default 777x437
On or about August 9, 2008, [Clown] negligently jumped onto [Plaintiff's] chest causing him to fall to the ground and sustain substantial and permanent injuries to his back. Despite repeated requests by [Plaintiff] for [Clown] to get off his chest, [Clown] refused to do so and [Plaintiff] had to be taken to the emergency room by [clown car].

Well, actually by paramedics, but what fun is that?

The plaintiff is seeking at least $15,000 in allegedly clown-induced damages. See also "Clown Suit Threatened," Lowering the Bar (July 25, 2006).