Happy Valentine's Day?

In honor of this semi-holiday, disliked by many and inducing feigned enjoyment in half of the remainder, here are a few past tales of love and the law, most but not all from the "Domestic Law" category here.

Actually, now that I look at these, they seem to be mostly tales of post-love law. I guess legal issues don't arise too often when things are going well. Anyway, assuming that's true, may your Valentine's Day fail to involve legal matters of any kind, including but not limited to arrest warrants, service of process, and/or material violations of a restraining order or orders.