Evidence You Have Too Much Money

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1. You own an iPad.

2. You own a fancy case for your iPad.

3. You paid $500 for your iPad case because it's part of The Bernie Madoff Collection, which means it's made out of Bernie Madoff's old clothes.


That one, mind you, is 100% Cashmere, so it's worth a little extra.

Even better evidence: you opted for an iPad case made from a pair of Bernie Madoff's pants:

The Bernie Madoff Collection   iPad cases   covers made from Bernie Madoff s clothes   Frederick James
Each sweater and/or pair of pants apparently yields four iPad cases. And each case comes with a certificate of authenticity, since these are sure to be priceless heirlooms.

Via Gizmodo.