Patent No. 7,117,611: The Chair That Dries Your Business

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The body hair and feet drying chair has a base portion having a generally hollow interior, there being a motor-driven fan contained within the hollow interior. A seat is disposed on the top of the base portion. … A plurality of air holes are defined within the seat's depression.

Body Drying Chair

I'd strongly advise having this installed somewhere other than the restroom, to prevent confusing it with the other seat in that location after a night out on the town.  

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