Now Thinks I Want to Buy a Snow-Cone Machine

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Amazon's bots have concluded that based on recent research (see here, here and here), I may be interested in something from the Small Appliances Department, let's say possibly one or more of these snow-cone/ice-shaving machines:

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I guess that's fair, although (having ruled out torture enhanced interrogation) how I might use a touch-screen induction cook top to fight terrorism is not clear to me. I guess I could make omelettes or bacon or something to attract people so they can be educated and prepared for homeland security. We know that's a valid purpose, and it's cheaper than the other options.