The Little Caesar's pizza restaurant in Southgate, Michigan, is asking for information relating to the person in a gorilla suit who has repeatedly invaded the premises in order to dump a bag of sand on the floor. The perpetrator then flees in a dark blue Chevy Cobalt driven by a Caucasian man (or possibly a gorilla wearing a Caucasian-man suit).
In addition to likely charges for disorderly conduct, trespass and vandalism, FindLaw reports that those responsible may also face theft charges for stealing the sand from a local hardware store. Two 50-pound bags of sand were stolen from a pallet behind a local hardware store, a witness reported seeing two white men put the bags in the trunk of a dark blue Cobalt, and an empty bag of the same type of sand was found outside the restaurant, so they probably will not need to call in CSI: Southgate on this one.
Employees said the gorilla had dumped on their floor "numerous times" and had also struck at another Little Caesar's in nearby Lincoln Park.
See also "Robber in Gorilla Suit Foiled by Worker with Meat Cleaver," Lowering the Bar (July 30, 2009); "Penguin Sought in Connection with Child Taunting," Lowering the Bar (March 14, 2007).