Here's a holiday email that a reader received from another lawyer:
Wishing you all the best for the Holidays and a wonderful New Year!
This e-mail may contain confidential or privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient, please notify the sender immediately by return e-mail and delete this e-mail and all copies and attachments. Unless specifically stated otherwise, any tax advice contained in this communication (including any attachments) is not intended or written to be used, and cannot be used, for the purpose of (i) avoiding penalties under the Internal Revenue Code or (ii) promoting, marketing or recommending to another party any transaction or matter addressed herein.
Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit like a good disclaimer (the foregoing not to be taken as a guarantee of future results).
Happy holidays, including, but not limited to, Christmas.