Attention, Rectal Smugglers: The Bar Has Been Raised

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Pretty much self-explanatory, but click on the picture if you would really like more details:

I still think there may be a more believable explanation than this one, like maybe ghosts brought the gun into his cell or he carved the pieces out of an iron door panel with a sharpened prison spoon. At least, I'm willing to believe almost any explanation rather than think any further about the official one.

I mean, it's not even a Saturday Night Special. This man is a true professional.