Thanks to everyone who's bought a copy of The Emergency Sasquatch Ordinance since it was published about three weeks ago. It still hasn't technically "launched," because that doesn't happen (according to me) until it gets into wider distribution, which with any luck will happen in the next week to 10 days. By then it should be available on Amazon and hopefully from many other fine bookselling entities around the globe.
Please note that there will be an additional surcharge for shipping to Syria, Somalia, North Korea, and various other hellholes. It will probably be pretty significant.
There's some updated information about buying options right now, though, which you can find here. Or up there, or over there on the right if you click on the picture. There's really no shortage of places to click in order to get that information, is what I'm saying.
So far the feedback has been great. Let me know what you think, unless you hate it, in which case please just quietly set it on fire and use the ashes to fertilize your garden or something. I am also told that it makes an excellent coaster, so that's another option to ensure you get at least some value out of the thing.