Haven't done this before, but let's give it a try: best reader-submitted caption for this recent news photo gets a free book.
Oh, the free book will be a copy of The Emergency Sasquatch Ordinance, in case that affects (in either direction) your desire to participate. The only other rule is that I will be the sole chooser of the winning entry. You can submit entries in the comments (another new experiment here), via Twitter (@loweringthebar), or email me at kevin @ loweringthebar.net. I'll pick the winner on Monday at close of business Monday and announce the results on Tuesday.
Update: Thanks for all the entries! Contest now closed, results Tuesday morning (Feb. 24).