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Not this cat, but probably one just like it

Cat Insulted

Intoxication isn’t normally a defense, but it looks like they made an exception here.

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Assorted Stupidity #93

In this edition: another maple-syrup heist; the ABA insists upon right-thinking; more bumbling Australian thieves; and God is not literally a “co-pilot.”


Ending Marriage in Canada

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Not the whole institution, just one at a time, it turns out. A much easier goal to accomplish.

I’m Going to Make Two Hand Gestures Now

When Will You Humans Learn


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The Homeland Security Snow-Cone Machine

In which those protecting western Michigan from al Qaeda did their best to justify spending a homeland-security grant on 13 snow-cone machines.