Way Less Than You Need to Know About the Civil- and Common-Law Systems
But more than you probably need to know about raccoon law.
August 2016
Cops Trash Home in 10-Hour Standoff With Dog
The canine individual was questioned and released.
Assorted Stupidity #94
In this edition: a couple of tips on faking your own death, spokespeople at work, a steakhouse surprise, and a pseudo-brilliant judicial-disqualification strategy.
Good Reason to Kill #63: Golfing Too Slowly
Sure, this sport looks peaceful, but never let down your guard.
U.S. Patent No. 269,766: Do You Feel Lucky, Varmint?
Not so much “Dirty Harry” as “The Outlaw Josey Wales,” I guess, but that’s the quote that came to mind.
Defendant Says His Lawyer Lied; Asks Him for Help Remembering What the Lies Were
Oddly, the lawyer failed to identify any of the alleged misrepresentations.
Cat Insulted
Intoxication isn’t normally a defense, but it looks like they made an exception here.
Assorted Stupidity #93
In this edition: another maple-syrup heist; the ABA insists upon right-thinking; more bumbling Australian thieves; and God is not literally a “co-pilot.”
Shark-Attack Lawsuit Raises Interesting Questions, Like What Were You Doing in the Ocean to Begin With
Also, is free-diving near hungry sharks a “recreational activity,” or a sign of a mental disorder?
IndyCampers Lose Despite Personal Appearance by Jesus
No, not the guy from The Big Lebowski … or at least I don’t think so.