Judge Prepares Slide Deck of Lawyer’s Mistakes
This is a relatively clear sign that your performance left something to be desired.
Search Results for artificial intelligence
In the Ancient Libraries of Ashurbanipal
There was probably at least some writing this bad, but it may have been lost.
Man Forced to Concede His Lawyer Is “Not a Real Person”
Not much intelligence was displayed here, artificial or otherwise.
Please Do Your Best Not to Appear in the “AI Hallucination Database”
Your clients would also prefer not to be named here.
“Would You Be Surprised to Learn This Case Does Not Exist?”
Unfortunately, he was.
Goodbye, 2024
You sucked.
United States v. Five Hundred and Twelve Otters
Not a real case name, but some real ones are just as weird.
In Defense of Monkey Copyright [Updated]
Thanks for your responses to my question about who if anyone owns the legal rights to a monkey photographer's work. The responses varied, although none were too favorable to the monkey. Here are some thoughts, with the disclaimer that I'm…
Assorted Stupidity #173
In this edition: the “Texas handcuffing judge” is now a former one; more lawyers regret using artificial “intelligence”; magicians make an amicus brief appear in the Supreme Court; and more.
Get Lost, 2025
Hope to never see you again.