Arsonist Reportedly on Fire
Always funny.
Always funny.
Not clear yet whether it worked.
His “vehicle collision” argument suggests he’s just been phoning it in anyway.
Such as, “are there any pictures of you with this emerald?”
How many lawyers does it take to start a riot? Couple hundred, depending.
The State of Florida has decided not to charge him with arson, at least.
It is possible that alcohol also played a role.
There were a few other steps involved, but those are the big ones.
It’s not clear exactly what he was saying when the fire broke out, but this probably didn’t improve his credibility.
Authorities have asked the public to alert them to anyone appearing to have burned or singed feet.