Lawyer Whose Pants Caught Fire Is Still a Hot Mess
His “vehicle collision” argument suggests he’s just been phoning it in anyway.
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City Plans to Call Off Its 13-Year War on Saggy Pants
Possibly having realized there are more important things to worry about.
The $65-Million-Pants Case: Year 16
I’m glad this is probably the end, because I may actually be out of things to say about it at this point.
Lawyer Whose Pants Caught Fire Still Feeling the Heat
The State of Florida has decided not to charge him with arson, at least.
Lawyer’s Pants on Fire During Closing Argument
It’s not clear exactly what he was saying when the fire broke out, but this probably didn’t improve his credibility.
Pants in the News
Just a grab-bag of pants-related legal-humor items. That’s all.
The $65-Million Pants Case: Chapter 28
Roy Pearson has re-entered the building.
“God Would Not Go Around With Pants Down,” Says Councilman
What Would Jesus Wear?
Meanwhile in Florida, Pants Continue to Vex
As the nation wrestles with difficult issues of race, violence, civil rights, and foreign entanglements, one community has yet another seemingly intractable problem to deal with: saggy pants. Actually, as long-time readers will know, many American communities have struggled with…
Plaintiff Who Was “Pantsed” Appeals Six-Figure Verdict in His Favor
I have no sympathy for bullies, who are usually criminals in training. Still, you wouldn't expect to see one get sued for "pantsing" someone. If that did happen, you wouldn't expect to see the plaintiff be awarded $161,000. And if…