U.S. Army Special Ops Unit Assaulted by Ninja
I guess he did have the advantage of surprise.
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Polygamist Ninja Women Unprepared for Swordplay
The polygamists were dressed like ninjas, but not armed like ninjas.
Pot Delivery Guy Reports Ninja Attack
I’m sure there are easier ways to get pot in California.
Mugging Outside Ninja School Goes Poorly
“It was probably the worst place they could have taken him,” opined the sensei.
Amateur Ninjas Say They Were Sending “Message to Drug Dealers”
The message: We are idiots.
East Texas Ninjas
They reportedly had extensive training in the “marshall arts.”
How Many Axe-Throwing Coaches Does It Take to Have a Class Action?
It’s not a riddle. Well, it kind of is.
“Inchworm Bandits” Are Either Idiots or Comedy Geniuses
It’s a fine line sometimes. Rarely, but sometimes.
Good Reason to Kill #70: May Have Stolen Your Socks
Bonus points: sword attack.
Assorted Stupidity #109
In this edition: lots of things.