Fine, Get in the Sea, Crooks
UPDATED: Now with even more sea and two additional crooks.
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Questions to Ask Before Trying to Get a Ton of Drugs Into Australia by Sea
There are probably others you could add to the list, but here are 12 important ones.
Sadly, I Must Report That There Was in Fact No “Canoe Chase”
Probably not even much of a negotiation to speak of.
Speedboat Escape Is Exception That Proves the Rule
Tjuvarna kan ha lämnat Strängnäs Domkyrka på vattenskoter. But I wouldn’t try it if I were you.
ChatGPT Confesses to a Crime It Didn’t Commit
And that it wasn’t even capable of committing.
Was That Scuba Burglary a Successful Aquatic Escape?
It remains to be seen … but maybe.
Sea-Cucumber Abuser to Be “Moved Far From the Sea for a Long Period of Time”
Sea cucumbers would breathe a sigh of relief, if they had lungs.
Drunken Mule-Rider Accused of Assault With Deadly Raccoon
Even in Kentucky the assault charge isn’t going to stick.
Assorted Stupidity #150
The sesquicentennial edition.
Official State Crap: Hawaii
Twelfth in the series.