You Know Trial Went Poorly If the Judge Orders You Back to Law School
Turns out the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure are not optional.
Kansas
Kansas Bill Would Require Governor to Be an Adult Human
Under current law this is not a requirement.
ALERT: There Are No Lawyers in the Kansas Senate
I’m frankly not sure why I put “ALERT” in front of that, or why I’m leaving it there. In any event, for the first time ever, the Kansas Senate is lawyer-free.
Kansas Senator Says Temptresses Must Cover Themselves
The rule doesn’t apply to men because they already know how to “look professional,” he said.
You Know, Karl, There Have Also Been Criminals Named “Karl”
In response to the county commissioner who said we should be concerned about anybody named “Mohammed.”
Note: Closing-Argument Demonstratives Should Not Include Hand Grenade
There are better ways to demonstrate the concept of an “imminent threat,” probably.
Kansas Police Return Confiscated Foot to Owner
A man’s allowed to keep his own foot around even if it ain’t attached.