- From the Department of Good Ideas: "Owner of Ohio killer bear isn't making safety fix," Associated Press (Aug. 23, 2010). What could happen?
- Another thing not to post on Facebook, if you are a juror: "Gonna be fun to tell the defendant they're guilty." At least wait until the defense has actually presented its case.
- Paris Hilton's new theory to explain her recent arrest: "It could be a setup. Everyone knows how against cocaine I am." Yes. Everyone knows that.
- Butts charged in Boobs case. Seriously.
- And in a related story: "A water district employee who said 'hello' to a co-worker by shaking his butt might be entitled to workers' compensation benefits after the co-worker accidentally hit him with a truck trying to return the unusual greeting, the Iowa Supreme Court ruled."



