U.S. Pat. No. 8,667,956: Controllable [Human] Launcher
Looks fun! I’ll go second.
February 12, 2026
Looks fun! I’ll go second.
February 2, 2026
You will be missed.
January 28, 2026
Assault *with* a toy dinosaur, not upon one.
January 23, 2026
Don’t get too excited yet, though.
January 12, 2026
Hope to never see you again.
December 8, 2011
In which those protecting western Michigan from al Qaeda did their best to justify spending a homeland-security grant on 13 snow-cone machines.