The stupid shows no signs of diminishing.

In this edition: Scotch eggs, voter fraud, a Maltese eagle, and two trips from Land’s End to John o’ Groats (one going way too fast, the other one naked).

In this edition: nothing at all related to the election. Okay, one thing that is sort of related to it, but all others, not.

Only a small selection of the incredibly huge number of stupid things to happen recently.

In this edition: a fake-your-own-death tip, stealing stolen goods, a couple of harassers get jail time, and the continued retreat of the “plain smell” doctrine.

In this edition: we’re still pretending to be a democracy for now, some poorly chosen tattoos, I mention a toad-venom case I forgot to mention, and some nonsense about islands.

In this edition: the president’s lawyers say some words, the risks of using Zoom in legal proceedings, a Florida man wants his job back, and a donkey gets arrested for gambling.

Things are remarkably stupid right now, but I’m trying to limit these to 500 words or so.

In this edition, “total authority,” felony eluding, coronavirus lawsuits, and an unlikely “date night” involving a Native American burial ground.

In this edition: ship attacked with train, drunken driver’s ed, a man tries to enforce a relationship promise in court, an alleged dinosaur attack, and so on.