Fire Chief: No One Will Be Prosecuted for Drawing the Mustache on My Picture
To be clear, there is no evidence the chief himself wanted the miscreant prosecuted. But there was an investigation.
Law Enforcement
State’s Chemist Admits “Testing” Drug Samples by Looking at Them [Updated]
"I intentionally turned a negative [test result] into a positive a few times," said the woman at the center of a state drug lab scandal in Massachusetts. The actual number is probably somewhere between "a few" and 34,000, which is…
Insane Clown Posse Sues FBI
The following statement appears today on the Insane Clown Posse's official website: Hertz Schram PC … on behalf of Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic Records, has filed suit against the FBI in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of…
Insane Clown Posse, Sounding Pretty Sane
In this CNN clip posted today (if you can't see it, that's because it's in Flash), Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse talk about their music, fans, families, and (briefly) the FBI's ridiculous classification of all…
Legal Action Announced at Gathering of the Juggalos
This is a thing that is happening: INSANE CLOWN POSSE AND PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS RETAIN LEGAL COUNSEL TO INVESTIGATE AND PURSUE LEGAL ACTION IN RESPONSE TO THE NATIONAL GANG INTELLIGENCE CENTER'S 2011 NATIONAL GANG THREAT ASSESSMENT Musical Group to Spearhead Campaign…
Kansas City Police End Standoff With Naked Archer
The dramatic standoff in Kansas City between a SWAT team and some naked guy wandering around with a bow and arrow, which riveted the nation for approximately zero minutes this week, ended peacefully late Monday night. The Kansas City Star reported…
Guy Impersonating Police Officer Pulls Over Guy Who Isn’t
This isn't the first time this has happened by any means, but it never really gets old. You're outta your jurisdiction, son MSNBC reports that a 29-year-old man driving a white pickup truck made an unauthorized traffic stop earlier last…
Serving “Genital-Tainted Sandwich” Was Within Scope of Employment, Argues Employee
Let us apply the "IRAC" approach to this conundrum reported recently by the Ohio Employer's Law Blog: Issue: Does a county have a duty to provide a legal defense for a guard who has been sued for asking an inmate to…
The District Attorney and the Alien
The gang at Abnormal Use dug up this old comic featuring one of DC Comics' duller superhero characters: As they point out, this D.A. is apparently dull in more than one way, because he seems to think that the suspect he's…
The TSA Can’t Tell an Insulin Pump From a Gun
I don't like to let more than a couple of weeks go by without pointing out how pointless and incompetent the TSA is, and so at least for that purpose it's lucky that its employees do dumb things so frequently….