BREAKING: Bin Laden Caught After Tripping on Saggy Pants

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Okay – after watching this surveillance video many times, I'm now prepared to concede that it's unlikely to be bin Laden. (Among other things, he was reportedly much taller and not known to drink Bud Light.)

But I'm also prepared to watch the video many more times.


Obviously, I'm still not entirely back to normal after yesterday's events. But I'm quickly getting there.