New Website Design: Please Read With Caution

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As you can tell (at least if you’ve seen a past version of this site), the design has changed mildly.  I remain loyal to blue, but certain other long-serving design elements have been ruthlessly and suddenly dumped, something I now refer to as being "Spitzered."  I do not expect this to affect the entertainment value, if any, of this site, but if you disagree or have a violent antipathy to blue or whatever font this is, feel free to let me know.

Also, please consider the following.


A very small percentage of people may experience a seizure when exposed to certain colors and/or fonts, especially if said fonts are employed for the writing of posts that have little value other than wasting the reader’s valuable and/or billable time.  Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have an undiagnosed condition that can cause these seizures, or may be able to fake them in order to get some time off.

This condition may have a variety of symptoms, including: lightheadedness, heavy feet, altered vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, speaking in tongues, sudden weight gain, sudden weight loss, disorientation, confusion, doing the Charleston, or a momentary loss of awareness. Sufferers may suddenly decide to vote for the Green Party; nothing can be done for these people.  Seizures may also cause loss of consciousness or convulsions that can lead to injury from falling down or striking nearby objects.  To reduce these risks, move all nearby objects away from you a distance at least equal to your height, or lie down before reading.

If you experience any of the above symptoms, immediately stop reading and consult a doctor, if there is one nearby who can understand you given all the shaking and babbling and Green Party rhetoric that is likely going on.  If you or any of your relatives have a history of seizures, epilepsy, Extreme Font Sensitivity Disorder, or getting worked up about things that really aren’t that important, please consult a doctor before reading, and then, whatever the doctor says, do not read.

Thank you.