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I Am Sorry

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October 1, 2008

I am sorry that Mr. Murphrey had to go through what he describes in this letter.

I am sorry that attorneys sometimes act unprofessionally and even childishly.

I am sorry that I did not have a chance to post this letter until today.

Link:  Buoy v. Idealease of Houston, Letter of Sept. 26, 2008 (Dist. Ct. Harris County, Tex.) (PDF)

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