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Officer: Sex With Hookers Was Part of My Job, Unenjoyable
An officer who was suspended from the Beaumont, Texas, police department for having sex with prostitutes while on duty testified that he did so only because it was part of his job, and that he certainly did not enjoy it….
Witch Pardoned
Turns out Satan had nothing to do with this.
Beijing “Protest Parks” Go Remarkably Unused
Sources reported last week that, although Chinese officials had named three Beijing parks as "protest zones" for use during the Olympics, surprisingly no protests were staged in any of them. The Xinhua news agency said that 77 applications to demonstrate…
Tax Tip: Income Earned In Antarctica May Not Be Deductible
A recent report advises U.S. citizens that, although up to $80,000 of income earned in a "foreign country" can normally be excluded from taxable income, that does not apply if you earned the money in Antarctica. Antarctica, which is not…
UPDATE: Cloned-Dog Owner Wanted in Tennessee
Authorities in Tennessee said last week that Joyce McKinney, the former beauty queen who stalked, kidnapped and assaulted a Mormon missionary, jumped bail by disguising herself as a member of a deaf-mute theater troupe, and then surfaced three decades later…
Court Affirms Verdict Against Lawyer for Affair With Client’s Wife
Somewhere in the top half of the long list of Bad Ideas is this one: have an affair with a client. Much closer to the top of that list is this one: have an affair with a client who is…
TRO Denied; Obama Can Still Run — For Now
The Obama campaign is probably breathing a sigh of relief now that the motion for temporary restraining order sought by Philip J. Berg, Esquire, has been denied. Berg, who says he is a Democrat (and presumably a Clinton supporter), filed…
Amateur Ninjas Say They Were Sending “Message to Drug Dealers”
The message: We are idiots.
Exxon Punitives Case May Be Litigated Until Earth Consumed by Dying Sun
That might be a slight exaggeration, but it does appear that the Exxon case, which has already been pending for nearly twenty years, will be around for a few more. As many of you may know, earlier this year the…