Michigan Set to Legalize Year-Round Frog-Spearing
Good news for those who couldn’t get all their frog-stabbing done during the summer and fall.
Michigan
Courthouse Deputy: “I Need to See Your Monkey”
He’d already seen it on the X-ray machine.
In Michigan, You May Now Dance to the National Anthem
Well, it’s legal now, at least, although to be honest it’s not the most danceable tune ever written.