Plaintiff: I Was Attacked by Wayne Newton’s Monkey
“Without any provocation,” allegedly, which seems unlikely but must be taken as true for now.
monkeys
Ninth Circuit: Monkeys Have Standing to Sue in Federal Court
Not that it’ll do them any good.
Courthouse Deputy: “I Need to See Your Monkey”
He’d already seen it on the X-ray machine.
“A Rhesus Monkey Could Have Beaten Orly Taitz”
An above-average rhesus monkey, I think, but still.