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"’I lied about being a lawyer but other than the lie, everything else was totally legit,’ Goldstein said [at his sentencing hearing]."

(He won 25 cases in 8 months of fake practice.)

"Flemming, who practices in Concord, Calif., is an ophthalmologist who says he once performed eye surgery on a one-legged duck."

USA  — thanks to John Cooke

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