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A Sentence Rarely Found in Legal Pleadings

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September 21, 2009

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Link: Brant v. The Chop Shop, Inc., Civ. No. 09-3464 (E.D. Pa. filed Aug. 31, 2009) (PDF)
Link: On Point News

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