Pirate Loose in Law Firm

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Or at least that's what I infer from this email, forwarded to me today from a Midwestern law firm by one who wishes to remain anonymous:

From:    [redacted]
Sent:     Tuesday, October 05, 2010 11:02 AM
To:         [redacted]
Subject: Found – Skull & Crossbones Eye Patch
I found a skull & crossbones eye patch on this floor.  It's at my desk if anyone wants to claim it.

Halloween is almost a month away, and Litigate Like a Pirate Day has already passed, but I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.