Assorted Stupidity #171
In this edition: are those orange-fronted parakeets in your pants or are you just happy to be crossing the border, and other items of note.
Articles by Kevin
First Alleged Space Crime … Didn’t Happen
And when it does it won’t look like this.
Jury Deliberates in Sandwich-Assault Case [Update: Not Guilty]
Agent claims sandwich “exploded” on his chest, says he “could smell the onions and the mustard.”
Okay, It Seems to Have Been Pretty Successful
If it happened at all.
Was That Scuba Burglary a Successful Aquatic Escape?
It remains to be seen … but maybe.
Nirvana Beats Former Baby’s Lawsuit (Again)
Please appeal again.
Lawyers Say Chief Justice “Calm” Despite Flying Shoe
The lawyer who threw the shoe was reportedly suspended before the day was out.
Court: Complaint That Spends 79 Pages Praising the Client Shall Be Rewritten
Not the “short and plain statement” Rule 8 requires, and also irritating.
Following Up
In which I note recent developments in cases previously certified as stupid.
Assorted Stupidity #170
In this edition: “I’m an AG” fails to impress, some shady deals, another thing not to use AI for, and other stuff.