Assorted Stupidity #170
In this edition: “I’m an AG” fails to impress, some shady deals, another thing not to use AI for, and other stuff.
Articles by Kevin
Can You Get a DUI in a Barbie Jeep? Again, Yes
This may be the only thing that Texas and Canada have in common.
Yet More Aquatic Escape Attempts
People show no signs of stopping, even though these show no signs of working.
DUI Lawyer Promises to Swoop in Riding Mighty Eagle
Maybe not literally, but still.
Alleged Irish Orphan Convicted of Being American Rapist
By a Utah jury, following extradition from Scotland.
In the Ancient Libraries of Ashurbanipal
There was probably at least some writing this bad, but it may have been lost.
Constitution Deleted
Is somebody practing for the big day?
Sea-Cucumber Abuser to Be “Moved Far From the Sea for a Long Period of Time”
Sea cucumbers would breathe a sigh of relief, if they had lungs.
Defendant Recruited Seven Actors to “Testify” in Fraud Trial
“Are you a real lawyer?” one of them asked defense counsel.
Assorted Stupidity #169
In this edition: pants on fire, complaints about press coverage, a bumbling treason attempt, and somebody wants a measly $1 trillion.