Ted Nugent’s Drummer Gets DUI in Stolen Golf Cart
Nugent was not involved, nor were any members of Styx or REO Speedwagon.
Criminal
No, I Was Just Trying to Fix the Door, Says Burglar Stuck Under It
"The pictures tell the story," says CNN, and unlike some things heard on CNN, this one is at least partly true: Assuming that by "pictures" CNN meant all those forming the video linked above, these do tell the story of…
Guy Impersonating Police Officer Pulls Over Guy Who Isn’t
This isn't the first time this has happened by any means, but it never really gets old. You're outta your jurisdiction, son MSNBC reports that a 29-year-old man driving a white pickup truck made an unauthorized traffic stop earlier last…
People Who Really Need to Stop Talking: Joe Amendola
I guess it'd be more accurate to say I just wish Gloria Allred would stop talking, unless what she's saying involves something like an unnecessary crusade against cannibalism. But Joe Amendola really needs to stop talking. I mentioned his two…
People Who Need to Stop Talking: Gloria Allred
Exhibit A: my client's face not being eaten. (Photo: Getty Images) Some have accused celebrity defense lawyer (and/or celebrity-defense lawyer) Gloria Allred of being a publicity hound. You be the judge. The Miami Herald reported on June 6 that Allred…
People Who Should Stop Talking: Joe Amendola
From the New York Times, June 11, on the opening statements in Jerry Sandusky's trial on child-sex-abuse charges: In his opening statement to the jury, Sandusky’s lawyer, Joseph Amendola, said that Sandusky had a long history of helping children and that…
This Particular Circus Act Was Not a Crowd-Pleaser
This happened: Two Border Patrol agents have been put on paid leave after audience members complained they engaged in a sex act while attending a Cirque du Soleil theater performance in San Diego County. *** [According to a witness,] the pair…
Fleeing Customer Takes Bank Robbers’ Getaway Car
This is one reason the getaway driver normally waits in the getaway car, I assume.
BREAKING: John Edwards Found Creepy Beyond a Reasonable Doubt
By America, at least; the jury in the campaign-finance case has found Edwards not guilty on one count, and deadlocked on the other five. The judge has declared a mistrial on those counts. The not-guilty verdict was on the count involving…
Another Incident of Taco-Related Violence
Filled with danger Hot on the heels of this weekend's news that somebody tried to run over another person for canceling a taco order comes this report that a 23-year-old man crashed his truck into a Taco Bell after it failed…