Last Salem Witch Finally Cleared
Better late than never.
Legislatures at Work
Court Says Bees Are Fish
But the California Legislature is to blame.
Alabama Nervously Decides to Lift Yoga Ban; Sponsor Notes There Are No “Yoga Police”
Still no chanting. Too dangerous.
Oklahoma Legislator Proposes Big Foot Hunting Season
Sic.
It Is No Longer a Crime to Impersonate Smokey Bear
Impersonating Woodsy Owl has also been legalized.
Pork-Product Proposal Perturbs Parliamentarians; Prompts Pummeling, Pig-Part Pelting
How much alliteration is too much? This much.
Alabama May Lift Yoga Ban; Law Would Remain Stupid
Alabama has long been suspicious of yoga, though it may not be entirely sure what that is.
California’s Roadkill Bill Becomes Law
It joins about half of the states in addressing this important issue.
Testimony of Elmo Monster, Sesame Street Muppet
Elmo loves Congress! Or at least he did in 2002.
Sing, O Muse, of the Paul D. Ryan Bipartisan Arrow-Shaft Taxation Relief Act of 2003
A farewell to Paul Ryan, and also a brief glimpse of how our government works, when it does.