U.S. Pat. No. 8,667,956: Controllable [Human] Launcher
Looks fun! I’ll go second.
February 12, 2026
Looks fun! I’ll go second.
February 2, 2026
You will be missed.
January 28, 2026
Assault *with* a toy dinosaur, not upon one.
January 23, 2026
Don’t get too excited yet, though.
January 12, 2026
Hope to never see you again.
July 2, 2009
“In his deposition, Beninati admitted he knew ‘fire was dangerous and caused burns’ before he walked into one.”