Who Not to Steal From, #287
As in Who Not to Steal From, #165, the answer here is also "The judge presiding over your criminal hearing." In #165, the item stolen was the judge’s gavel, which has a certain special comedy to it, but there the…
July 2006
British Duke Charged With Contacting Minors at Minnesota School
Turns out “Duke Caspian James Crichton-Stuart IV” was in fact “Registered Sex Offender Josh.”
Chicago Bulls Mascot Arrested for Assaulting Officer
To be fair, the officer was interfering with his tiny-motorcycle riding.
Family Drops Plan to Sue Cable Company for Making It Fat and Lazy
Still inexplicable more than a decade after it happened.
Sign-Switcher Convicted Anyway
I believe I reported a while ago on the case of John Hopwood, British motorist and speeder who was ticketed after a camera caught him driving 48 mph in a 30-mph zone. Hopwood did the obvious thing: go get your…