Florida Governor Will Review Request to Pardon Jim Morrison
People are strange.
April 2007
UPDATE: Larry Birkhead Possibly Father of Anna Nicole Smith’s Child
Ignoring Lowering the Bar poll results that clearly indicated I was the father of baby Dannielynn, a court in the Bahamas has chosen to believe DNA test results instead which allegedly show that Larry Birkhead is the father. According to…
Georgetown Professor Bans Laptops From Classroom
The Wall Street Journal’s Law Blog, which I thank again for not using the awful word "blawg," reported yesterday that Georgetown Law Center professor David Cole has banned laptops from his classroom. Students typically claim, he says, that it is…
Japanese Candidate Says He Will Win By Outliving Opponents
Having just lost in his fourth attempt to become Governor of Tokyo, famous inventor Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu was undaunted and said he would run up to 16 more times if necessary. He also said he did not believe age would…
City Council Successfully Prosecutes Itself; Feels “Vindicated”
Who wouldn’t?
“Girls Gone Wild” Founder Says Judge Has Gone Wild in Suit Filed by Girls Who Had Previously Gone Wild
Multimillionaire and professional creep Joe Francis, who earns an estimated $29 million a year from his series of "Girls Gone Wild" videos, in which your daughters appear partially naked during spring break, was ordered to jail this week after a…
Tampa Trial of Band-Aid Bandit Begins
Opening statements this week in the trial of Rafael Rondon, the alleged "Band-Aid Bandit" who was arrested in 2006 after a string of 39 bank robberies in the Tampa area dating back to 2000. The robber was dubbed the "Band-Aid…
Man Sued for Negligent Dancing
The AP reported this week that a Chicago woman is suing a man she danced with at an office party, alleging that she was injured by one of his dance moves, which seems to have gone something like this: Step…
Definition of “Vehicle” Tested in Recent Drunk-Driving Cases
Two recent cases may be of interest to those charged with operating something or other while under the influence of something or other, or to those struck by such a person, or to the attorneys for any such party. Or…
OJ Suing Goldmans to Stop Them From Profiting on His Book on How He Would Have Killed Their Son, If He Did
Well, that’s … terrible.