Lawsuit: Defendant Breached a Duty Not to Shoot Bottle Rockets Out of His Anus
Said act is alleged to be an “ultra-hazardous” activity.
February 2012
The TSA Can’t Tell an Insulin Pump From a Gun
I don't like to let more than a couple of weeks go by without pointing out how pointless and incompetent the TSA is, and so at least for that purpose it's lucky that its employees do dumb things so frequently….
Assorted Stupidity #33
The devoted White Castle customer who sued after he became too fat to squeeze into the booths has dropped his case. As you may recall from Assorted Stupidity #27, Martin Kessman said he had been waiting years for his local…
Second Zamboni DWI Reported
The Smoking Gun reports that a 34-year-old arena employee was arrested Monday night in Minnesota for driving while intoxicated. Witnesses reported the man was driving erratically, which responding officers confirmed when they saw him “struggling to maneuver” his vehicle. And…
The Freedom of (Ridiculous) Information Act at Work
From What Do They Know?, a UK site run by mySociety.org that makes it easy for people to make Freedom of Information requests or read the results of those made by others: Dear South Wales Fire Service, How many cats have…