Because it sounds a little like "there's a bomb on board," which is very different. The pilot of a Southwest Airlines flight learned this the other day when he managed to panic a number of passengers when trying to wish…
Will be defenseless against Montana.
Come get some, Montana!
As several sources reported last week, the ASUS computer company had been offering a special extended warranty program that looked pretty good except for the express exclusion of coverage for "damage caused by natural disaster, intentional or unintentional misuse, acts…
Huh?
It appears to be illegal to transport reindeer in your car, even in Norway, at least without special permission. According to this report (via Dave Barry), police in Lapland noticed antlers inside a Subaru Forester, and found three live reindeer…
He argued that if the genie’s testimony was coming in, the court should at least hear it first-hand.
"I am doing this to show my parents that I can make it on my own," said a 21-year-old Washington man, explaining to detectives why he had forged a pair of stolen checks. I've thought about this, and I think the…
Let us hope that nobody wins this one.
[O]ne of the central recurring assertions in Washington’s pleadings is that his genitals are shrinking and prison officials are responsible for this process. Indeed, Washington’s prior complaints have, inter alia, requested that we reverse the process and restore him to his former stature, something that…