Indicted DA Tries to Prevent Adverse Testimony by Marrying Witness
A love story (with important evidentiary implications).
2017
O.J. Simpson Robbery Memorabilia Now Available
In which the nature of this particular memorabilium, and the word “memorabilium,” are both discussed.
Lawsuit Claims “Farley”-Brand “Fat Bikes” Infringe on Chris Farley
The bikes also allegedly have a “wider-than-average chassis.”
Monkey-Selfie Case Settles
Questions remain, but it looks like legal proceedings are over.
King of Australia Says He’s Testing Its Court System
Australian lawyers should be on their best behavior.
Assorted Stupidity #105
In this issue: Mark of the Beast avoided, “Change Bandits” on the loose, draconian plastic-bag laws, and why rap lyrics shouldn’t be admissible in criminal trials.
Bad Places to Hide: Atlantic Ocean
Granted, you could conceal yourself in it if you really wanted to, but that probably involves dying.
Lawyer “Devastated” by Theft of Office Frog
And who wouldn’t be?
Short-Subway-Sandwich Settlement Stupid, Says Seventh Circuit
It also called the settlement “utterly worthless,” but those words don’t begin with an S.
Assorted Stupidity #104
In this edition: somebody stole several tons of Nutella, China banned “weird” company names, Taylor Swift crushed it on the witness stand, and there was a biscuit-infringement case. Also, spam.