Naked Fugitive Found in Croc-Infested Swamp
This headline doesn’t refer to Donald Trump, but maybe by next week a similar one will.
2021
Assorted Stupidity #140 (Sedition Edition)
The stupid shows no signs of diminishing.
Dear Idiots: Please Keep Posting Pictures of You Committing Crimes
It makes things a lot easier for the people who are coming to arrest you.
United States v. Five Hundred and Twelve Otters
Not a real case name, but some real ones are just as weird.