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Articles by Kevin
Nutballs on the California Ballot (or, the Furtwängler Principle)
Today's primary election day in California, and the ballot includes the usual selection of lunatics sprinkled in among the vast throng of candidates who should probably all be rejected for more traditional reasons. You may have heard of some of…
“Let My People Go!”
I don't think the reference to Exodus here is really on point, but I'm willing to cut this guy a fair amount of slack. Reportedly, what he's yelling about (and he is yelling, so watch the volume if you're at work)…
Serving “Genital-Tainted Sandwich” Was Within Scope of Employment, Argues Employee
Let us apply the "IRAC" approach to this conundrum reported recently by the Ohio Employer's Law Blog: Issue: Does a county have a duty to provide a legal defense for a guard who has been sued for asking an inmate to…
Assorted Stupidity #39
There are a number of reasons why lawyers might withdraw from a case other than a belief that the case is completely bogus, but by the time your ninth set of lawyers asks to withdraw it might be time to reevaluate,…
Joe Francis Is Following Me [Updated]
Normally that phrase is being uttered in a panicked whisper during a 911 call, or possibly as part of a desperate, high-pitched shriek, but luckily here it only refers to Twitter: This is a little puzzling since Joe and I…
BREAKING: John Edwards Found Creepy Beyond a Reasonable Doubt
By America, at least; the jury in the campaign-finance case has found Edwards not guilty on one count, and deadlocked on the other five. The judge has declared a mistrial on those counts. The not-guilty verdict was on the count involving…
Don’t Forget to Sign Up for the “Do Not Kill” List
A number of sources (including the Wall Street Journal) report that someone has used the White House's "We the People" website to start a petition asking it to create a "Do Not Kill" list similar to the "Do Not Call" list…
Another Incident of Taco-Related Violence
Filled with danger Hot on the heels of this weekend's news that somebody tried to run over another person for canceling a taco order comes this report that a 23-year-old man crashed his truck into a Taco Bell after it failed…
Good Reason to Kill #23: Canceled His Taco Order
Police [in Corpus Christi] said a 17-year-old man canceled his taco order when he realized he was late for school. The 19-year-old man followed the teen and tried to run him over with his truck, police said. He missed, but…