Banks Sued Over “Craptacular” Loan Practices
Also craptacular: their email practices.
Civil Procedure
Solicitor Sues Oxford for Negligent Teaching
Its failure to give him a top grade has harmed his legal career, you see.
Plaintiff Misses Response Deadline by About 21 Years
Justice delayed is … oh, whatever.
Lord Hanuman Gets Another Court Summons
This one won’t stick, either.
God’s Class Action Dismissed
Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered. Luke 11:52 (KJV) Well, the Lord’s lawsuit against all similarly situated homosexuals lasted just…
God Files Class Action Against Gay People
I know exactly what you’re thinking—one god isn’t enough gods for a class action. That makes no sense at all! And even if there were more than one, how likely is it that they would be similarly situated so that one…
NoYouCantWriteABriefLikeThisToGetAroundTheWordLimit
Appalling.
Judge Criticizes “Behemoth Pleadings”
Here are some words & phrases that you really don't want a judge to apply to anything you file: sprawling behemoth surplusage larded with brims with masquerading as voluminous breathtaking madness chokes the docket intended to overwhelm labyrinthian prolixity of…
Supreme Court Litigant Fails to Show Up
Just a quick update to say that those of you out hunting for Bobby Chen (see "Could Someone Ask Bobby Chen to Call the U.S. Supreme Court?" (Dec. 20, 2014)) can call off the search. Although the Court had agreed to…
Could Someone Ask Bobby Chen to Call the U.S. Supreme Court?
The Court granted his petition but hasn’t heard from him since.