Swedish Prisoner Warned Against Further Flatulence Attacks
He sought to minimize the impact of the event, but witnesses disagreed.
Crime and Punishment
Business-Casual Attire Is Perfect Disguise for Business-Casual Burglar
Next time you see a "new guy" walking around the office, you might want to introduce yourself. You might also want to check to make sure "new guy" is actually an employee, and not, for example, a burglar who is…
Clown Trouble
Neither example involves actual clowns, but they are clown-related.
Laziest Man in the World Is Not American
Not right at the moment, anyway.
BREAKING NEWS: Smithsonian Doesn’t Want O.J.’s “Acquittal Suit”
“Not appropriate for our collection,” says the revered institution.
Scott Rothstein: Why Come Back From Morocco?
We don’t know for sure, but there are theories.
Sheriff’s Henchmen Finally Apprehend Robin Hood
Took them 700 years or so, but they got him.
Wanna Buy a Watch? Asks Man With Golden Toilet
Think carefully before accepting this offer. And then don’t accept it.
Elderly Germans Kidnap Their Financial Adviser and For Some Reason Are Charged With a Crime
The Reuters report starts out like this: BERLIN (Reuters) – Four elderly Germans went on trial on Monday charged with kidnapping their financial adviser and holding him prisoner in a basement in an attempt to recover 2.5 million euros (2.19 million…
Common Sense Should Have Prevailed, Say Cops Who Arrested 12-Year-Old Doodler
Based on what we've seen so far," said Queens Education Department spokesman David Cantor, "this shouldn't have happened." He seemed to be leaving open the possibility that, when all the facts were in, he might take the position that leading…